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Director: Roy Knyrim Starring: Reggie Bannister, Peter Stickles, Nicole DuPort, Kristin Novak, Ky Evans, Aime Wolf Screenplay: Brian Patrick O'Toole Music: Ben Cooper Country: USA

Reggie Bannister, a man whose 30-year holding pattern of baldness is just amazing, plays a scientist that has genetically tinkered with an animal. A pair of Green Peace-esque guys break into his lab and steal the creature, then attempt to release it into the wild with little to no regard paid to whether the animal would be able to survive in the habitat they're dumping it in. Their plan is only partially successful, unless they'd secretly wanted to become ripped up like shredded wheat, but the beast is freed.

Meanwhile, a group of college students, coincidentally including Bannister's son, are shooting a low budget zombie movie. Their film is titled Cemetery Gates, and is set at a graveyard near where the animal has been unleashed. Bannister and his cohort begin tracking their creature, and desperately try to stop it before it kills more people. Not desperate enough to ring the police, mind, but relatively desperate.

Okay, Cemetery Gates is pretty much your standard mutant/large animal on the loose flick, but with one ace card: The animal is a Tasmanian Devil! Clearly, it shouldn't be called Cemetery Gates after the movie within a movie, but Rampaging Tasmanian Devil, so potential viewers can fully brace themselves for the brilliance of the film. Admittedly some of the film's attempts at humour are poor, but the Devil's funny as fuck! No CG here, Rampaging Tasmanian Devil is done the old fashion, nay the CORRECT way, and features some guy flopping around in a suit! If you got even a mild guffaw out of the rodent of unusual size from The Princess Bride, then this is an absolute must see. The Devil attacks are totally hilarious, particularly an airborne assault. At first glance, it may appear the Devil is suffering from the same malady that is sadly currently ravaging much of the real Devil population, but I assume the appearance is really just a side effect of the genetic tinkering. I would've preferred just a normal looking Devil, as I think that would've been even funnier, but beggars can't be choosers. Anyway, while tinkering, the scientists clearly didn't think to improve the animal's hygiene, because many characters comment on the smell when the Devil's near, so it must still piss on itself. Guess maybe it should be called Smelly, Rampaging Tasmanian Devil. The scientists must've also given the Devil the ability to teleport, but why or how they managed that is never explained.