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Director: Ching Siu-Tung
Starring: Chow Yun Fat,
Lam Kit Ying, Chu Po Yee
Country: Hong Kong
AKA: Qi yuan |
Witch from Nepal opens with
a scene that is bound to put off any viewer not
accustomed to the charms of bad cinema: The film's
villain is aligned with the cat species, and when
attacking one guy, he turns into a panther. The
FX needed to morph him would've been too
expensive, and a real panther was out, so the
filmmakers just drew a panther-like shape on the
film. It's my firm belief that Sharpie stock
will go up when everyone sees what a convincing
special effect tool the pens can be…
Some time after the kitty battle, Chow Yun-Fat
arrives in Nepal as a tourist, and almost immediately
appears to be followed by a witch. This is no Snow White and the Seven Dwarves ugly, shrivelled mess, it's more off a Glenda,
Good Witch of the North type thing…except
she's Nepalese, so looks nothing like Glenda.
But if Glenda, or even the actress playing her,
had been from Nepal, they'd be kind of similar.
In more than just appearance. The point is, she's
not bad. Anyway, Mr. Chow (or rather his stuntman)
takes a pretty impressive fall off an elephant
and ends up in a river. He is later found on the
shore with a broken leg. While he's in recovery,
the witch keeps popping around to visit, and Chow
receives supernatural powers that he lets you
know he's using by making lightsaber noises.
What follows is a rather un-engrossing 'Chosen
One' story muddled by some romance.
After over an hour, there are some zombies, some
nice and slimy, others are just funny looking.
The lack and lateness of the horror elements leave Witch from Nepal feeling like
more of a pretentious love action story than anything.
And what's rule number one in a Chow Yun-Fat
action move? Right: Give the man some guns! End
of bad guys. He might not shoot up the scenery
in Witch from Nepal, but at least
he gets to face the villain using an ancient,
spiritual dagger and a slightly more impromptu
shield.
The FX in Witch from Nepal are
very dated, but the film is about 20 years old.
I guess that means the FX probably would've
started showing around the edges in…1988.
Stop motion, on the cell animation, that sort
of thing, but there is one pretty good effect
involving the ripping in half of a German Shepard
(what's with this breed always getting slaughtered
in horror movies?) Either you hate these type
of FX or you get some macabre pleasure from them.
While some of the FX are not great, there are
shots that are very nicely staged. Director Ching
Siu Tung didn't have Tsui Hark's helpful
influence like he would in his follow up film A Chinese Ghost Story, but the
Witch is not a total eyesore.
Watch for the man trying to set the 'human
suspended from highest building' world record. |
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